So, this all started last night when, I think, Earfetish or Bolo mentioned the song "Kill the Cristian" By Decide. Wondering what this song sounded like since the title was soo hardcore, I opened up Limewire and downloaded this son of a bitch. It sounded so horrible I almost fell off my chair, seriously, what an awful song.
It's getting late and I wanted to visit /b/ before I went to sleep. So I'm there and the usual RON PAUL and Will Smith references are there, but I came across this picture <see below>. I thought nothing of it and went on with posting some MINDFUCK threads.
For some reason all these pictures, references, and songs all combined with fatigue made me have this really fucked up dream. I'm not talking about weird, I'm talking REALLY FUCKED UP.
See, I'm asleep and I'm aware of it too but all I see is pitch black and then the song starts playing. Out of nowhere this sub woofer blasts it's way through my wall and my lights turn on. My ceiling fan starts spinning and the band KISS jumps in my room through the window and starts singing the lyrics to that song (Kill the Christians). I'm freaking out because they're spinning around on my ceiling fan.
And then. BOOM. They all stop singing and ask me if I want to go to the movie theater. I thought that it'd be a good idea but I didn't now how to get there, so I whistled for a cab and when it came near the license plate said fresh and it had dice in the mirror if anything I can say this cab is rare but I thought 'Naw forget it' - 'Yo homes to Bel Air' (no really, this actually happened in the dream)
SOOOO, we're all at the movie theater and Paul (lead singer) pays for the tickets while the rest of us find our seats. Out of the corner of my eye, I see Bill Cosby sitting in the mid section of the seating arrangement. He waves to me to come sit over there but when I get over there and take my seat he says, "That was a waste of pudding".
I'm all, "Dude, WTF?"
EDN.
Pretty shitty ending for a dream, hey? Well thank my sister for waking me up and 5 in the morning. Anyway this was the most fucked up dream I have ever had.
It was the pure essence of /b/ and NG mixed in.
