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Best short joke

Posted by Thimbles - September 26th, 2008


...becomes my next BBS signature. (minimum of 20 comments and I'll compare everything)

GO GO GO


Comments

What's the difference between a table and a dead baby?

You can't fuck a table.

Happy b-day dude.

Thanks :D

What's the difference between an apple and a baby?

I don't cum on an apple before I eat it.

Never heard that one. Thanks

And oh yeah happy Birthday.

thanks again :D

The joke here: You're gullibility

ka-edit *your*

Haha, yeah. I was going to comment, "You are gullibility. Awesome."

Nice catch

Caught that son of a bitch like a peasant catches the plague!

Women's rights. lol .

Alternatively, Civil Rights. lol

Ever heard of the movie constipated?

IT ISN'T OUT YET OLOLOLOOOLOOLOLOOO

Winner

What did the doctor say to the computer?

YOU HAVE RAIDS OLOLOLOOOLOOLOLOLOLOLOOLLLOL

Lol'd @ current sig.

Whats the difference between you and me.

COCK JOKE HERE IN CASE OF EMERGENCY

Have you seen my buttfor?
What's a buttfor?
poopin!

I like pee.

Its all crystal clear now, there was me... thinking you... were an idiot!

There is the "joke"

Black goths are a lot like ninjas.

What's the difference between a sexually abused 5 year old and a Ferrari?

I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

It's O.K. for a baby to be naked in public. At what age is it no longer O.K. to be naked in public?

I'd say three or four is pushing it.

MI NAM IZ THIIMBELZ!!!!1!!!111!!!one!!11!!!!!

hilarious.

whats the difference between my moms vagina and a dead baby's vagina?
I came OUTof my moms vagina.

Whats the best part of raping a dead baby?
Hearing the pelvis crack.

That was creepy but I think I topped everyone.