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Entry #17

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Thimbles

Best short joke

Posted by Thimbles Sep. 26, 2008 @ 2:36 PM EDT

...becomes my next BBS signature. (minimum of 20 comments and I'll compare everything)

GO GO GO

Updated: 10/05/08 5:38 PM Log in to comment! | Share this!

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22 Comments

Sep. 27, 2008 | 11:43 PM Doom-Fan says:

What's the difference between a table and a dead baby?

You can't fuck a table.

Sep. 28, 2008 | 12:22 AM Thimbles responds:

http://tinyurl.com/2jf4pu

Sep. 29, 2008 | 4:06 PM killa-noyz says:

Happy b-day dude.

Sep. 29, 2008 | 4:41 PM Thimbles responds:

Thanks :D

Sep. 29, 2008 | 6:53 PM Scuzzfest says:

What's the difference between an apple and a baby?

I don't cum on an apple before I eat it.

Sep. 29, 2008 | 10:45 PM Thimbles responds:

Never heard that one. Thanks

Sep. 29, 2008 | 6:53 PM Scuzzfest says:

And oh yeah happy Birthday.

Sep. 29, 2008 | 10:45 PM Thimbles responds:

thanks again :D

Sep. 29, 2008 | 6:55 PM TheWhatsit says:

The joke here: You're gullibility

Sep. 29, 2008 | 6:56 PM TheWhatsit says:

ka-edit *your*

Sep. 29, 2008 | 10:46 PM Thimbles responds:

Haha, yeah. I was going to comment, "You are gullibility. Awesome."

Nice catch

Oct. 1, 2008 | 12:16 AM TheWhatsit says:

Caught that son of a bitch like a peasant catches the plague!

Oct. 2, 2008 | 1:08 AM jewdudewtf says:

Women's rights. lol .

Alternatively, Civil Rights. lol

Oct. 2, 2008 | 9:43 AM Adio says:

What did Jesus say to Mario?

FUCK YOU MARIO, IT'S A FOOTBALL, I CHISELED IT.

Oct. 3, 2008 | 9:11 AM Thegluestickman says:

Ever heard of the movie constipated?

IT ISN'T OUT YET OLOLOLOOOLOOLOLOOO

Oct. 15, 2008 | 7:38 PM Thimbles responds:

Winner

Oct. 3, 2008 | 10:28 AM Thegluestickman says:

What did the doctor say to the computer?

YOU HAVE RAIDS OLOLOLOOOLOOLOLOLOLOLOOLLLOL

Oct. 4, 2008 | 11:58 PM Postcount says:

Lol'd @ current sig.

Oct. 5, 2008 | 10:18 PM dalmo says:

Whats the difference between you and me.

COCK JOKE HERE IN CASE OF EMERGENCY

Oct. 11, 2008 | 7:15 PM solardave says:

Have you seen my buttfor?
What's a buttfor?
poopin!

Oct. 11, 2008 | 8:31 PM ZiggyZack99 says:

I like pee.

Oct. 12, 2008 | 9:06 PM Maverick-Alex says:

Its all crystal clear now, there was me... thinking you... were an idiot!

There is the "joke"

Oct. 13, 2008 | 1:44 AM TheWhatsit says:

Black goths are a lot like ninjas.

Oct. 13, 2008 | 1:56 PM LOLZILLA says:

What is 12 inches long and makes a woman scream in the middle of the night?

Cot death.

Oct. 13, 2008 | 3:55 PM MojoFilter says:

What's the difference between a sexually abused 5 year old and a Ferrari?

I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

Oct. 14, 2008 | 5:50 PM TheWhatsit says:

It's O.K. for a baby to be naked in public. At what age is it no longer O.K. to be naked in public?

Oct. 14, 2008 | 5:54 PM Thimbles responds:

I'd say three or four is pushing it.

Oct. 17, 2008 | 10:12 AM Kevin says:

MI NAM IZ THIIMBELZ!!!!1!!!111!!!one!!11!!!!!

hilarious.

Oct. 19, 2008 | 6:30 PM aninjaman says:

whats the difference between my moms vagina and a dead baby's vagina?
I came OUTof my moms vagina.

Whats the best part of raping a dead baby?
Hearing the pelvis crack.

That was creepy but I think I topped everyone.

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